So I'm back for my annual visit. It's been a year since my last visit and surprisingly some things have actually changed.
I was exceptionally puzzled by the bus waiting outside the aircraft when I landed thinking this must be some new stupid illogical idea someone came up with so they can a) buy an airport bus and b) give someone the job to drive it for the 2 meters from the aircraft to the "terminal".
But to my surprise one was actually needed! We were miles away they are actually building a new airport! I thought to myself maybe there is hope after all…
That was 6 days ago and sadly no there is no hope and nothing has really changed. Ocean Village is already looking old and knackered, the police are still out in the morning to switch off the traffic lights and directing traffic manually. The ambulance service still uses their sirens to pick up coffee and the Gibbos are still the people God forgot.
I am therefore going to leave you with a joke to brighten your otherwise horrendous day in Gib.
Q: Do you know what the Gibraltarians are?
A: Proof that the Arabs did fuck the monkeys.
This is a bit edgy even for me but it was told to me by a Spanish lady who had heard it from a renaissance Giblet so it's going up!
Have fun in the sun whilst it last, I am packing my things and going back to the civilisation.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
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