Letter sent to st. John's Ambulance

I would like to know if you have a policy on the use of sirens? It appears to me that the ambulances keep their sirens on whenever they are out on the streets regardless of the emergency of the call. I do not understand why they would need to have their sirens on unless they actually need to get somewhere quick. I very often see ambulances driving at ridiculously slow speed in no rush to get through traffic or indeed get pass other cars on the road. Perhaps the ambulance drivers have become deaf from all those sirens and can no longer hear when they are on. Being in the medicine field you should be aware of the known the effects of loud noise. May I also remind you that there is a school right next to the road where all the ambulances pass to get to and from the hospital and perhaps you should take greater care when passing so not to damage the hearing of the kids.

Why hold back?

There were times when I thought this day would never come, there were times when I thought I couldn't take another second, but the day has finally come, I am leaving Gibraltar. And I mean for good.

Therefore I see no reason why I should hold back my despise for all things Gibraltarian. So far I have respected their ridiculous sense of Gibraltarian pride and have tried to avoid not saying anything upsetting. Which frankly is god damn difficult as anything spoken about Gib coming from the mouth of a non Gibraltarian is taken as a personal offence. But now that I am leaving I do not feel the same precautionary need. I have therefore decided not to hold back. This new not holding back strategy will mostly manifest itself in speaking freely about Gibraltar and share my uncensored view on Gibraltar.

I reckon I will face the most problems when using the fine Gib taxi service; I will be in a confined space and within hearing reach of a most likely very proud Gibraltarian. I look forward with child like excitement to see if I will actually manage to get banned from gib taxi.

I'd like to point out that I am not doing it out of spite, I am doing it for my right to freedom of speech. I have been holding back for too long.

Let's hope they just won’t throw me in jail for disturbing the peace!

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